The Lizard is running in place.
The Bear is sitting down, meditating.
The Lizard is running in place still.
The Bear is still meditating.
The Lizard runs past the bear and then drops to the ground right next to it, doing fast stretches.
LIZARD: Hey whatcha doing??
The Bear says nothing.
LIZARD: HEY BEAR! I said whatcha doing?!
BEAR: I’m meditating ...
LIZARD: What’s that??
BEAR: It’s where I train my mind into a mode of consciousness to realize benefit.
LIZARD: ... huh?
BEAR: I got the definition off of Wikipedia.
LIZARD: Whatever that is! ... So what’s the point of this meditation??
BEAR: Well, at the end of a long day, it’s nice to sit down in a ... quiet atmosphere ... and just release all of the tension and stress you’ve accumulated throughout the day through deep breathing -
LIZARD: That sounds boring as hell!!
BEAR: To each their own.
LIZARD: Besides, I don’t have time to meditate! I’m a lizard! I’m always moving! You see ... I’m a triathlete!!
BEAR: Sometimes it’s worth it to stop moving for as long as you can, sit down, and smell the flowers.
LIZARD: ... Hmmmm ... WELL! Looks like I gotta go! CATCH YA LATER BEAR!
The Lizard runs away.
The Bear continues to meditate.
...
The Lizard walks back to the bear and sits down next to him.
LIZARD: You know, I’m tired of running. Let’s meditate.
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